June 2011
May 2011
How to unlock a car with a shoelace.
Tie a noose-like knot with your lace.
Slide it through the small opening of the car door.
Tighten the lace loop and pull the lock up. Then receive free car.
TUMBLR: TEACHING EVERYDAY PEOPLE HOW TO BREAK INTO CARS SINCE 2007
You know this most likely won’t work with new cars, right?
but shiet, if you want an old car you’re good. at least to borrow it for a bit!
All of my friends are in the cutest relationships and I'm just sitting here like
I like turtles.
The day I buy a guitar and learn to play it
is the day that I am seriously desperate to do anything to get in a relationship. -Cheers Richard Lee
playing guitar is a GREAT emotional release too! but i don’t think it really helps get you in a relationship unless you get really good… my sucky skills haven’t attracted any male attention yet ahahaha



